Sunday, April 22, 2007

MANIAC ON THE SUBWAY.....

Number S train from Grand Central...pushing into the car when people were just getting out. MOVE MOVE i hear ...therefore I know that I should do NO EYE CONTACT with that person.

I am now in the same car as Maniac...she shouts out her name as Maniac "I am Maniac!!!" as she introdues herself to everyone. No one seems to care or do they? Remember No Eye Contact or it will cause a reaction I have learned.... So on she went singing and YELLING out "I AM A MANIAC!!! MY NAME IS MAAAANIIIIIAC!!!!!!!!!" ..."MY THROAT IS SOAR, ANY ONE GOT A HALLS?" and then the silence...even the guy with the ipod removed his earphones and looked at her for a moment...I held onto my pole in the car and it was a long ride. The train stopped at Times Square and she jumped up from her seat to race towards the door of the car as soon as it opened and ran out with eyes bugging out yelling "MY NAME IS MANIAC!!!"

Nice to meet you Maniac!

Defination of Maniac....
1.a raving or violently insane person; lunatic.

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